Source : Free On-Line Dictionary of Computing

Captain Abstraction
     
        The champion of the principles of {abstraction} and
        modularity, who protects unwary students on {MIT}'s course
        {6.001} from the nefarious designs of Sergeant Spaghetticode
        and his vile {concrete} programming practices.
     
        See also {spaghetti code}.
     
        (1994-11-22)