COBOL fingers
/koh'bol fing'grz/ Reported from Sweden, a (hypothetical)
disease one might get from coding in {COBOL}. The language
requires code verbose beyond all reason (see {candygrammar});
thus it is alleged that programming too much in COBOL causes
one's fingers to wear down to stubs by the endless typing.
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(1994-12-22)