Source : WordNet®

cockeyed
     adj 1: turned or twisted toward one side; "a...youth with a
            gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton; "his
            wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff" [syn: {askew},
             {awry(p)}, {lopsided}, {wonky}, {skew-whiff}]
     2: completely devoid of wisdom or good sense; "the absurd
        excuse that the dog ate his homework"; "that's a cockeyed
        idea"; "ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical
        answer"; "a contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it
        is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion"; "a preposterous
        attempt to turn back the pages of history"; "her conceited
        assumption of universal interest in her rather dull
        children was ridiculous" [syn: {absurd}, {derisory}, {idiotic},
         {laughable}, {ludicrous}, {nonsensical}, {preposterous},
        {ridiculous}]
     3: very drunk [syn: {besotted}, {blind drunk}, {blotto}, {crocked},
         {fuddled}, {loaded}, {pie-eyed}, {pissed}, {pixilated}, {plastered},
         {potty}, {slopped}, {sloshed}, {smashed}, {soaked}, {soused},
         {sozzled}, {squiffy}, {stiff}, {tiddly}, {tiddley}, {tight},
         {tipsy}, {wet}]