drool-proof paper
Documentation that has been obsessively {dumbed
down}, to the point where only a {cretin} could bear to read
it, is said to have succumbed to the "drool-proof paper
syndrome" or to have been "written on drool-proof paper". For
example, this is an actual quote from {Apple Computer}'s
LaserWriter manual: "Do not expose your LaserWriter to open
fire or flame."
[{Jargon File}]
(1997-06-23)