barney In Commonwealth hackish, "barney" is to {fred} as {bar} is to {foo}. That is, people who commonly use "fred" as their first {metasyntactic variable} will often use "barney" second. The reference is, of course, to Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble in the Flintstones cartoons. [{Jargon File}] (1994-11-28)