brain fart1. The actual result of a {braino}, as opposed to the mental {glitch} that is the braino itself. E.g. typing "dir" on a {Unix box} after a session with {MS-DOS}. 2. A biproduct of a bloated mind producing information effortlessly. A burst of useful information. "I know you're busy on the Microsoft story, but can you give us a brain fart on the Mitnik bust?" (1997-04-29)