Source : Free On-Line Dictionary of Computing

quantum bogodynamics
     
        /kwon'tm boh"goh-di:-nam"iks/ A theory that characterises the
        universe in terms of {bogon} sources (such as politicians,
        used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and {suit}s in general),
        bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogosity
        potential fields.  Bogon absorption causes human beings to
        behave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also cause
        both to emit secondary bogons); however, the precise mechanics
        of bogon-{computron} interaction are not yet understood.
     
        Quantum bogodynamics is most often invoked to explain the
        sharp increase in hardware and software failures in the
        presence of suits; the latter emit bogons, which the former
        absorb.
     
        [{Jargon File}]
     
        (1994-11-02)